That's too good. Didn't Boris purchase a few of these, supposedly equipped with a rather expensive Hi Fi?
The problem is some people clearly already are
I don't think I want to live in London anymore.
I have a metal door on the Passage mounted on the inside of the wall common to my rear garden. The door placement allows about a foot and a half of "doorway" thanks to the passage wall and posts between the Passage and my garden door.
This has become the stall for these bums to defecate. Let me tell you how nice it is to go to wheel my bicycle out for work, open the door and be greeted by that in front of me on the step.