I found an object in the middle of our garden, about 50 feet from the nearest spot where anyone could have thrown it from the New River path. It was a fresh looking coconut with some little beans in its beard wrapped and knotted in a black cloth forming a kind of bag.
Does it mean anything to you? Is someone in love or trying to harm us? Perhaps it was dragged there by a fox from some other location or dropped while airborne!
Should we burn it on our next bonfire, chuck it in the rubbish, consult a guru, contact the Haringey department of silly walks or use the coconut in our next oriental meal?